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Okay, not to long ago I started to list my ten least favorite characters in brawl. So far I have don 5 characters, and I'm going to finish the list just so I can get it over with and not worry about it.

Here is the list so far,

10. Lucas
9. Ike
8. Ganondorf
7. Olimar
and 6. Pikachu.

Now, I'm going to warn you that at this point, you may find me cursing. The reason why I would do that is because, well, I hate these characters that much. This is judged by the characters themselves, personal experience, and uselessness. Lastly, this is MY opinion. If you don't agree with me, I accept that, we all have opinions. Anyway, let's get started.

5. Peach

Okay, I admit, I am useful as her and think she is hot, but this is PEACH we're talking about here, not Rosalina (who is in ssb4). Anyway, I want to say that I think Peach is a stupid character who ridicules femine beauty. I mean, when she isin the face of danger, with fox, falco, lucario, snake, and sheik, guess what she does. SHE MAKES SURE HER DRESS IS CLEAN!!! WTF! Even her final smash is stupid, she does this ballet dance that is so boring that it puts everyone to sleep. WORST FINAL SMASH EVER!!! It is actually easy to dodge, all you need to do is anything but be standing. And sometimes, this final smash can betray you (trust me, it happens). She also is ridiculously feminine, as in stereotypical girl. She wears high heels, she slaps her opponents, she has a vegtabe garden and kitchen, and one of her strongest attacks is HER ASS!!! I also don't like her as a character. According to what this game suggests, she is able to defend herself from bowser. BUT SHE KEEPS GETTING KIDNAPPED BY HIM!! I'm begining to think she is in love with bowser instead of Mario. Anyway, like I said, she is a very useful character in spite of being a girl. She has an amazing approach, and recovery. This is why she is #5, because she's useful. I can go on and on with her description, but there are other character I need to talk about, so moving on...

4. Diddy Kong.

I already am annoyed by DK with his side special, which puts you in the ground and you stay there for a bit, and now I have to deal with this bastard. He is probably the most annoying character in this game, along with Lucas ( Sorry :icondragontamer108: ), Ice Climbers, Sonic, and Kirby. And I just wonder why the hell he is # 4 on the tier list. I can handle Zelda being 37, Pokemon Trainer being 28, and Olimar being 3, but this is utter crap. The only thing I find useful about him is his down special, where he takes out a banana, which is annoying when he uses it on you. And now he's back in SSB4! I swear I'll lose my sanity if he keeps annoying me like this. Anyway, moving on...

3. Ice Climbers.

Okay, I can tolerate the addition of Pit because he's a character I like, but THESE TWO!???!!! C'MON NINTENDO! YOU GUYS ARE BETTER THAN THIS GODDAMMIT!!!!  Anyway, I bet you all saw this coming. Ice Climbers, have no real reason to be in this game. And it's unfair that they are two characters. One of them is there to stand in you way while the other is the one you want to kill. But Lucario is alreadyconfused about them. Lucario: How come when I Kill the girl it's not a KO but when I kill the boy they're both out? Me: I know, right? They also are proof that Nintendo is stereotypical most of the time. And this is brawl! They shouldn't be having so many NES characters demolish each other. Anyway, they are only #3 because some (or very few) people find them useful. But now to get real...

2. Jigglypuff

This should be self explanatory... WHY THE FUCK IS SHE IN BRAWL!? THAT JUST ANNOYS PEOPLE!!! HE IS THE LIGHTEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME AND COMPLETELY USELESS!!! SO FUCK YOU JIGGLYPUFF!!! There... I just said it. But she is #2 only because she's a pokemon and has a very soothing. She also has a great recovery and one of the best characters to use if you want to challenge yourself. But that's it, now to get it over with...

We're almost done here with the character I hate, so let's look back.

10. Lucas, the cowardly, cheap Ness wannabe that I can't win against.
9. Ike, the recovery failer that replaced Roy in brawl
8. Ganondorf, the slow resurected king of evil
7. Olimar, the spaceman that overrelies on aliens to fight.
6. Pikachu, the overrated pokemon
5. Peach, the stupid damsel in distress that can actually stop being kidnapped
4. Diddy Kong, the annoying nephew of DK
3. Ice climbers, the annoying pointless characters that are distracting. Lucario: I'm still confused!
2. Me: Jigglypuff, the useless baloon.
Who can I possibly hate more than these 9? Let's find out...

1. ROB.

Okay, out of all the character they could have added, whether it was Megaman, Bomberman, Master Cheif, Lloyd, Cloud, Bill Rizer, etc. They decided to add this pointless character. What the fuck... Unlike the characters above, ROB isn't even a real video game character. Also, out of all the characters mentioned, ROB is that one character I just can't use. He is also easy to spike and edgehog against. He is slow, and doesn't have a real kill move. And don't get me started on his final smash. Is he having a seizure or something? And it is not helpful. I JUST FUCKING HATE ROB!!! I wonder who would've been in the game if he wasn't in it, probably Mega man, but at least he made it to SSB4. ROB is a character that shouldn't be. That's all I need to say.

So that is my list, I hope you enjoyed it. So bye bye. *teleports away* Lucario: Master? I'm still confused. Why must it be that way? Hello? Anyone? Did I scare you or something...

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Multisonicrules Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
I have an rp idea!
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ShadeDepeche31 Featured By Owner 3 days ago
What?
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Multisonicrules Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
How about a TF TG rp?
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ShadeDepeche31 Featured By Owner 3 days ago
Be more specific please.
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Multisonicrules Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
1.Glad your back!
2.Just a question,do you know someone by the name of "Ruuzalover"?
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ShadeDepeche31 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014
1. I'll be off again a bit until next week.
2. I think so.
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Multisonicrules Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I was wondering you two are related,because most of the time,you two are online at the same time
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ShadeDepeche31 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014
I doubt it.
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Multisonicrules Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Hey...I checked lucariolover's profile,he hasn't unblocked me
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ShadeDepeche31 Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2014
Give me a reason and I'll talk to him.
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